i’m not a traditional witch
forever reblog. dat elbow
The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?
her shoulders. they’re… bare.
She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.
guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court
BESLEEVE YOURSELF, STRUMPET
ok but literally how
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.
AKA WONDERPOTS, aka the thing to make on that night when you Just Can’t.
Delicious recipes for your stressed out broke ass self.
it’s so cute i want an army of them
take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.
That is not the intended use sir