shadowstep-of-bast:

tomhiddllestop:

IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE

IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.

BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS

(Source: noshitloki)

l1berum:

The worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feel better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
mythicarticulations:

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mythicarticulations:

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mythicarticulations:

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"Men always say that as the defining compliment: the Cool Girl. She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means that I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see these men - friends, coworkers, strangers - giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much - no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version - maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: ‘I like strong women.’ If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because ‘I like strong women’ is code for ‘I hate strong women.’)
I waited patiently - years - for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, learn how to knit, pretend to like cosmos, organize scrapbook parties, and make out with each other while we leer. And then we’d say, Yeah, he’s a Cool Guy.
But it never happened. Instead, women across the nation colluded in our degradation! Pretty soon Cool Girl became the standard girl. Men believed she existed - she wasn’t just a dreamgirl one in a million. Every girl was supposed to be this girl, and if you weren’t, then there was something wrong with you."
Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn. (via whoistorule)

(Source: the-library-and-step-on-it)

punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*

simplypotterheads:

Oh

my

god.

moss-summers:

9outof10graduates:

yumikuri4life:

bard-core:

frenums:

fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck

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*Tamaki voice*

What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?

I WILL DO IT

I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES

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THE OHSHC FANDOM TOOK OVER A POST FOR ONCE

OHMYGOD

educated-ignorance:

hersheywrites:

Y’all quick as fuck with these gifs.

This was important though.

I need every pretentious college student to see this tho. This is an important PSA.

(Source: gifthetv)

dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip
dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip
dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip
dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip
dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip
dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip
dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip
dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip

dozmuffinxc:

lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

Halloween really is right around the corner when I see this adorable strip

(Source: 1los)

elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

ignitionremix:

I’m crying

So one time, my little brother was late to the bus after the speech team stopped at a mall for dinner after a tournament. They would have left him in a strange town at night if it hadn’t been for an upperclassman who was one of his friends, and noticed he was missing. 

He was in a Teavanna, trying to buy me some tea for my birthday, and was panicking because he didn’t know what I liked, and he wanted me to like it. 

It was my first year away at college.

The upperclassman helped him pick something out, they went home, and when I came home for my birthday, he proudly presented me a package of Opus Rouge rooibos. I had never tried rooibos of any variety, and was really more of a black tea fan, but I thought, what the hell, free tea, plus he told me the story later on and how do you not accept anything after a story like that.

So basically it’s two years later and I still have some left thanks to a fantastic and luxurious airtight container known as rubbermaid, and let me tell you something—every single time I get sick, or even a tickle of a sore throat, I brew that shit up, add some honey, and it’s an instant fix for a sore throat, sinus congestion, runny nose, cough, you name it. 

One of the most wonderful presents anyone has ever given me.